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Real Estate Agent Property "Descriptions"

A little bit of Monday morning humour to start the week. A group of UK based estate agents told website Gocompare about their favourite misdescriptions – on condition of complete anonymity, of course – and in the true style of the property profession we have embroidered them a bit ourselves. Here’s what they said. Reduced for a quick sale  It’s been on the market for ages, it was overpriced and nobody has been to see it. Cash buyers only  Don’t even think about seeking a mortgage. No bank in its right mind would lend on this. Easily maintained garden  Concrete paving as far as the eye can see. Full of history  Try to ignore the fact that the plumbing and electricity don’t work. No onward chain  Someone died there. No photo available  Once we put the pictures up on Rightmove absolutely nobody will come and view it. Sought-after area  The greasy caff has been replaced by one selling mochachinos, so we added £30k on to the price. Intern...

Ultimate Homes Featured Properties

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Continuing along the lines of the new feature that we started in the summer - a selection of some of our favourite properties that we have visited in the last few weeks. Let us know what you think! Altea A ltea Hills Girasoles 249.900 Euros 3 Bedrooms 3 Bathroom Townhouse Living Area 102 sq. meters This is one of two beautiful properties that we can offer within a small development of townhouses with sea views and access to a communal pool. Overlooking the Campomanes harbour. View this property on the Ultimate Homes website for more information _________________________________________________________________________________ Javea Javea Apartment 109.000 Euros 2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom Ground Floor Apartment Living Area 60 sq. meters A rare opportunity to purchase an coset two bedroom apartment walking distance to the port of Javea  at this price, the property is offered in excellent condition, fully equipped kitchen, and private parking included, comm...