Real Estate Agent Property "Descriptions"
A little bit of Monday morning humour to start the week. A group of UK based estate agents told website Gocompare about their favourite misdescriptions – on condition of complete anonymity, of course – and in the true style of the property profession we have embroidered them a bit ourselves. Here’s what they said. Reduced for a quick sale It’s been on the market for ages, it was overpriced and nobody has been to see it. Cash buyers only Don’t even think about seeking a mortgage. No bank in its right mind would lend on this. Easily maintained garden Concrete paving as far as the eye can see. Full of history Try to ignore the fact that the plumbing and electricity don’t work. No onward chain Someone died there. No photo available Once we put the pictures up on Rightmove absolutely nobody will come and view it. Sought-after area The greasy caff has been replaced by one selling mochachinos, so we added £30k on to the price. Intern...